David tries to be creative once a week for a year. We'll see how this goes.

15th February 2010

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Five Haikus About Safer Sex

When getting frisky,
Protection is important,
Seriously folks.

Chlamydia sucks,
As too does Genital Warts,
Get tested often.

People use condoms,
Very few use dental dams,
They are not sexy.

Everyone shake hands,
David, you’re the one with AIDS,
Seventh grade health class.

“I have two questions,
Can oral sex knock you up?”
This too from health class.

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