Five Haikus About Safer Sex
When getting frisky,
Protection is important,
Seriously folks.
Chlamydia sucks,
As too does Genital Warts,
Get tested often.
People use condoms,
Very few use dental dams,
They are not sexy.
Everyone shake hands,
David, you’re the one with AIDS,
Seventh grade health class.
“I have two questions,
Can oral sex knock you up?”
This too from health class.
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An Ode To Football
Jumping, crunching,
flying, diving,
play action, Hail Mary catchin’ kind of a game,
Bodies slaming, fingers jamming,
will he, won’t he, rolls out, pulls back,
aaannnnd CRACK!, he’s sacked,
Tail gate, don’t be late,
cold beer, colder air,
foam fingers, middle fingers, jerseys abound,
Chests heaving, hearts pounding,
whistle sounding out the seconds,
until the final moments come to call,
The snap is high, placement’s good,
the kick is long, it is deep,
the stadium inhales…
It has the distance, and it’s good!
A thousand hands shoot up together,
Celebration and Jubilation!
I love this game.
Oh, Hi.
This is an experiment in creativity. I’m creative: I play music, I sing in the shower, I make websites sometimes. But, I’m missing something. I don’t ship, and Real Artists Ship. So this is really an experiment in shipping. Every Sunday, I’m going to ship something I create: words, pictures, music, video, whatever. I am going to try to do this for a year. One year from now, I am going to have shipped 52 things. One work per week. A Work a Week if you will. Enjoy.
